A: "I have just as much of a dark side as the next person."
B: "Oh, really?! When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side."
B: " There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance."
A: "Which one am I?"
B: "You're the worst kind; you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance."
B: "With whom did you have this great sex?"
[...]
A: "Shel Gordon."
B: "Shel? Sheldon?! No. No, you did not have great sex with Sheldon."
A: "I did too."
B: "No you didn't. A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work..."
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